80s Commercials Gateway #2

80s Commercials Gateway #2 Tube. Duration : 9.82 Mins.

Prepare for temporal displacement. Cable Television - A dad pacifies his family with a "quality programming" line of bs when you know he's waiting for them to clear out so he can flip to Skinemax. Wrigley's - That little lift of juicy flavor that makes you do one of those head-tilt-smiles. Pepsi - A bunch of futuristic, rock digging noobs can't identify an iconic find. Chef Boyardee - Thank goodness, indeed! Anybody else enjoy this cold out of the can? Oreda Lite Fries - One of many "light on calories" ads of the era to feature floating products. Cuz they're so light, get it? Lousiana Boat Safety - I don't usually feature local ads, but this has to be seen to be believed. Scores extra points for flying chunks of human remains upon explosion. Taco Bell - They're gonna give The Works!...to your lower intenstines. Dad's Root Beer - Cool time-transitioning ad for this old sudser that can still be found at some far reaches of the universe. Snickers - Selling point of Snickers giving you that extra energy to finish the afternoon with. As opposed to the shiftless fat kid who ate six of them while playing Gyromite. Pro Grain - Wheaties rip disguised as a Cheerios rip. One of those cereals touted as giving you super human abilities to race bikes or swim across channels. Classic Concentration - A mustachioed, middle-aged Alex Trebek hosts the show known mostly for an obscene puzzle played on bloopers shows. Wendy's - Overcranked shots of nimrods fainting from the thoughts of a ...

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